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Observances today are about celebrating potty training milestones, salespeople, employees, praying, dressing in blue to raise money for colon cancer, cheese doodles, a highly alcoholic beverage, multiple personality disorders, preparing for Cinco de Mayo, and the first casualty of the American Revolution: Cinco de Marcho Crispus Attucks Day Dress in Blue Day Multiple Personality Day National Absinthe Day National Cheese Doodle Day National Employee Appreciation Day National Salesperson Day Potty Dance Day World Day of Prayer Cinco de Marco was created by people who want to celebrate Cinco de Mayo in a couple months but didn't feel they could handle the alcohol. Their plan was to build up their alcohol tolerance over the next couple months. (Presumably absinthe is too potent to be in their plan.) The first casualty of the American Revolution is considered to be Crispus Attucks , a black man who died during the Boston Massacre . By Unknown author or not provided - U.S. National Archi